Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it’s important that we keep mentally alert. The saying; “If you don’tuse it, you will lose it” also applies to the brain, so…
Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or still “with it.”
The spaces below are so you don’t see the answers until you have made your own…. OK, relax, clear your mind and….begin.
1. What do you put in a toaster?
Answer: “bread.” If you said “toast,” then give up nowand go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If yousaid, “bread,” go to Question 2.
2. Say “silk” five times. Now spell “silk.” What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said “milk,” please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content
yourself with reading something more appropriate such as Children’s World. If you said “water” then proceed to question 3 .
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said “green bricks,” what the devil are you still doing here reading thesequestions????? If you said “glass,” then go on to Question 4.
4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the
flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time
and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of “no man’s land” between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany or West Germany or in “no
Answer: You don’t, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must ! NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, “Don’t bury the survivors” then proceed to the next question.
5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
Answer: One degree. If you said “360 degrees” or anything other than “one degree,” you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.
6. Without using a calculator – You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people
get on. In Swindon, two people get off andfour get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get in. In Swansea,three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?
i was waking up early this morning studying for physics. i thought it would be hard, becuase i didn’t really know how to do the homework. So i kind of though the teacher would ask this one question for the quiz. So the one question quiz was really easy compared to the homework.
Then i walked all the way to the Hong Kong boy’s place. I thought Gary would be meeting with them again. So i walk in, look around and see no one. So i sit there and start doing homework, then Gary comes out and says they aren’t coming. So i say “ok, i’ll just hang out here” So i sit there doing work and watching tv until ivan comes back.
I’m doing some work and i notice that ivan is cooking something that smells really good. I look, and see that there are flames coming from underneath his pot. It was making the room very smokey. My jacket still has some smoke remains. =)
I walk back to my room and sit there planning out my class. A lot of the classes i have, have teachers with really low raitings. So i just went to polyratings and just chose the best one. I hope i picked the right teachers. I don’t want to die in my hard classes. And i was having trouble logging in because i forgot that i had changed my pin number.
i had to work in the grill room today. I got really really dirty. I look like a mechanic except i came out of the grill room. It was hot, and stinging in there . The flames were really high near the front and were stinging the hairs on my arms. =(.
i looked pink after making my first batch of meat. The heat was getting ot me.
I was looking at the esquire magazine. I thought i unsubscribed. But they are still sending me issues. So i’m looking through the magazine. I thought barry zito was on the cover, but he wasn’t. It’s someone who looks like him. So i’m looking at the ads and see all these nice suits. Then a saks fifth avenue has one style of clothes called “student”. I looked and i said “haha, i’ve got to wear my clothes like that.” So the guy is wearing a dress shirt with a striped sweater over. The collar is all messed up and is sticking up and angled funny. The wrist collars are unbottoned and one shirt tail is sticking out, and one sleeve is pulled up to his arm. and he’s wearing some kind of pants, i can’t tell what it is but it looks nice. I was thinking, I do wear my shirt with my sleeves pulled up a little.
I want to start a fashion trend.