Andrew's Thoughts


June 7, 2006

I’ve been studying. And for some reason, I like to study with the people from aacf at the UU (which means I do no studying). So I usually have to lock myself up in the library for 9 hours in the morning to do all my studying. Then I go to the UU where I end up doing very little. So tomorrow, king arthur and I will go through vibes, because we need some good grades to pass.

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  • Reply nickibicki June 8, 2006 at 12:40 am

    A friend’s friend’s livejournal had some engineering jokes, so I’m passing them on to you (an engineer):

    Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said,
    “Where did you get such a great bike?” The second engineer replied, “Well,
    I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful
    woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all
    her clothes and said, “Take what you want.” “The second engineer nodded
    approvingly, “Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”

    To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is
    half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

    A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
    particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, “What’s with these
    guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!” The doctor chimed in, I
    don’t know, but I’ve never seen such ineptitude!” The pastor said, “Hey,
    here comes the greens keeper. Let’s have a word with him.” Hi George!
    Say, what’s with that group ahead of us? They’re rather slow, aren’t
    they?” The greens keeper replied, “Oh, yes, that’s a group of blind
    firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last
    year, so we always let them play for free anytime.” The group was silent
    for a moment. The pastor said, “That’s so sad. I think I’ll say a special
    prayer for them tonight.” The doctor said, “Good idea. And I’m going to
    contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there’s anything he can do for them.”The engineer said, “Why can’t these guys play at night?”

    What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
    Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build targets.

    An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and
    said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”
    He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke
    up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful
    princess, I will stay with you for one week.” The engineer took the frog
    out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog
    then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll
    stay with you and do ANYTHING you want.” Again the engineer took the frog
    out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog
    asked, “What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, and
    that I’ll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won’t you
    kiss me?” The engineer said, “Look, I’m an engineer. I don’t have time for
    a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that’s cool.”

    Good luck on finals, Andrew!

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